I thought the the baby cycle was at A, the start of life and B, when we're old, wearing nappies and need help with going to the toilet, hopefully with Alzheimers so we don't really know someone on minimum wage is wiping our arse for us. But I was wrong, today I was treated like an infant, a vulnerable child who needed carefully watching as I 'learnt' how to speak to people on the phone. Of course there was a 'strategic' purpose to this, to 'funnel' information from prospective clients, and for this the compnay that pays me shit, paid consultant fees for some idiot to tells us this. Is it any wonder I feel my life sprints past me in dog years when I'm there?
Well surprisingly there is a plus side to this, we have a new woman in the office, quite chubby looking but below average enough for me to feel in my comfort zone around her. Not sure of her name yet, but I did spy the lack of a ring, I've decided this is an avenue to pursue, I'm no Romeo but I'm lacking a woman! Trouble is I'm not spontaneous enough, I'm already thinking of strategies to get in her knickers, multi-layered, complex and difficult to execute..
Well it's the weekend tomorrow...
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