After several drinks with Steve, much discussion on the finer points of life, induced by the eternal philosophical nature of beer I came to one simple conclusion. That although Sue is married I should not let that stop me pursuing her. Strange thing is though, I don't actually fancy her, nonetheless the chase of a married woman is hugely appealing.
The advice which was offered to me was to formulate a strategy, not just simply try and date two women from one office, as this would end in tears, possibly eye gouging and a P45, but to carefully plan future moves, much like chess. So tomorrow I'm moving my pawn forward, my own version of the Queen's Gambit I like to think of it. In a sacrificial move I'm going to formally let Sue down, tell her I can't be involved with her, handing my pawn over to the black attack. Next I will make it publicly known how 'crazy' I am for Cindy, turning it into a whirlwind romance. So as black steals my defenceless pawn, Sue will become consumed by jealousy, exacerbating her feelings, leaving her open for a counter attack. This is when my second strike force will come into play. Utilising her vulnerable emotional state I will pounce on her, offering her my affections which by this point she will be unable to resist. There's a lot riding on this, my strategy is risky but it offers a nice bounty. Operation 'Double timing Queen's Gambit' begins at 9 O'clock tomorrow, when I start work.
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