Chocolates or flowers? Flowers made of chocolate? The ideas which were running through my mind this morning as planned my overt expression of pseudo love. Morally wrong one might assume, but qualifying it myself I reason that most relationships are love-less anyway, so it doesn't matter. And, this is merely a curtain raiser for my full frontal assault on Sue.
So, in the end I went with flowers. I forgot how expensive they were, couldn't really go for the half price daffodils from Tesco, hardly a knock over, yet the roses were pricey. I went for the mid-range seasonal tulips, surely a knock out...
Thursday, 26 April 2012
Sunday, 22 April 2012
A game of chess
After several drinks with Steve, much discussion on the finer points of life, induced by the eternal philosophical nature of beer I came to one simple conclusion. That although Sue is married I should not let that stop me pursuing her. Strange thing is though, I don't actually fancy her, nonetheless the chase of a married woman is hugely appealing.
The advice which was offered to me was to formulate a strategy, not just simply try and date two women from one office, as this would end in tears, possibly eye gouging and a P45, but to carefully plan future moves, much like chess. So tomorrow I'm moving my pawn forward, my own version of the Queen's Gambit I like to think of it. In a sacrificial move I'm going to formally let Sue down, tell her I can't be involved with her, handing my pawn over to the black attack. Next I will make it publicly known how 'crazy' I am for Cindy, turning it into a whirlwind romance. So as black steals my defenceless pawn, Sue will become consumed by jealousy, exacerbating her feelings, leaving her open for a counter attack. This is when my second strike force will come into play. Utilising her vulnerable emotional state I will pounce on her, offering her my affections which by this point she will be unable to resist. There's a lot riding on this, my strategy is risky but it offers a nice bounty. Operation 'Double timing Queen's Gambit' begins at 9 O'clock tomorrow, when I start work.
The advice which was offered to me was to formulate a strategy, not just simply try and date two women from one office, as this would end in tears, possibly eye gouging and a P45, but to carefully plan future moves, much like chess. So tomorrow I'm moving my pawn forward, my own version of the Queen's Gambit I like to think of it. In a sacrificial move I'm going to formally let Sue down, tell her I can't be involved with her, handing my pawn over to the black attack. Next I will make it publicly known how 'crazy' I am for Cindy, turning it into a whirlwind romance. So as black steals my defenceless pawn, Sue will become consumed by jealousy, exacerbating her feelings, leaving her open for a counter attack. This is when my second strike force will come into play. Utilising her vulnerable emotional state I will pounce on her, offering her my affections which by this point she will be unable to resist. There's a lot riding on this, my strategy is risky but it offers a nice bounty. Operation 'Double timing Queen's Gambit' begins at 9 O'clock tomorrow, when I start work.
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